Who is Joe Biden Pardon?
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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Yes, and who is his Hunter?
And who is the man!?
That's Brandon
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someone as old as the president - indeed, someone older than 30 - wouldn't say 'a reveal'. They'd use a FUCKING NOUN.
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"pardon's." Look kids; if you're gonna try and call the president stupid, step away from the glass house and proof-read just the once.
I mean… a reveal is a noun, but I agree, if the goal is to sound like something he’d plausibly say, a revelation would be more appropriate. He’s not a drag queen.