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You're a burglar but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims. What do you steal?
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The ends of the shoe laces that keep them from fraying.
Dishes hidden in the back of the shelves that are only brought out during holidays and special occassions.
Condiments in the fridge that are less than 1/4 full.
they're called aglets btw
Their fucking organs
Depending on where they live: Any/all loose change
All the potholders. I put benign objects in their place so that my victims don't notice their absence until they need them.
Bath towels
Lids. From tupperware, jars, whatever.
all of their money and other mobile assets
based on the image...every condom in the house.
I'd steal their keys and move them to another place in the house where they wouldn't think to look right away
You steal all the files on their computers that make system sounds. And you do something similar to everything in the house that makes sounds - like the beep of their microwave oven or the "hot enough" beep of their oven. But you leave the doorbell alone because it will bother them.
Why did they leave the doorbell alone?
You steal all the files on their computers that make system sounds
A prank from a person who doesnt use linux
True. But if somebody stole my Windows system sounds - the joke's on them. All of mine are disabled. The one good thing I have to say about Windows is that it works much better silently.
Someone's spare keys
might be the worst one right here.
nobody notices until it is too late.
Brains