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Need to make more money 😩 (lemmy.ml)

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[-] th3raid0r@tucson.social 58 points 8 months ago

I'd like to report in as someone at the end of that process and is actually making good money.

Now I need:

More time to hang out with friends and family. 🥲

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 17 points 8 months ago

At least you can cry in your mcmansion.

(Joking ofcourse)

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 49 points 8 months ago

Ourobrokeus

[-] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

Extremely clever, well done

[+] dontcarebear@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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[-] Globulart@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago

Thinking you need more money does not mean you're greedy though.

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

For real. I have a lot of problems right now, and there's not a single one of those problems that can't be solved with an adequate amount of money.

I, like I think a lot of people, fantasize about winning the lottery not because I'm desperate to live in a mansion or to have a $500k sports car in my driveway, but because I dream of watching all my problems absolutely evaporate before my eyes.

[-] SolarNialamide@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

I have a disability and I'm a student so I have zero physical or mental energy to have a job next to my almost full time study. I used to just be broke all the time. I found out there's a city government fund for people exactly like me, and it honestly so fucking crazy what that extra 300 euros a month does. It's not just that I can afford necessities and something fun once in a while but it gives so much peace of mind. One of my cats was sick a few months ago and I could just take her to the vet and have her blood work done without having to stress about it.

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago

xactly. Any other problems are usually self made or if not then the money still can ameliorate them greatly. Like being crippled. Better to have a nice house, someone to come clean, with stair lift and such than to be on the streets with a tiny tim crutch.

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[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Over-consumption loop.

You work hard for money -> so you buy unnecessary stuff since you earned it -> you have no money -> you work hard for money...

I have quit this loop by limiting my consumption to minimum. My friends ask me why don't I buy X if I can easily afford it and it will make my life better. Well, not better enough to justify waste of both my money/time and Earth's resources to manufacture something.

Also over-consumption is a fuel to capitalist dystopia.

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 months ago

I have already limited my consumption to a minimum. Now I just need to make more money.

[-] DocCrankenstein@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

While this is true, this is severely short sighted and misses the perspective of being impoverished and constantly being unable to make ends meet even after you have cut luxury from your life.

[-] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 8 months ago

the wise men all tell me I must be overconsuming housing and healthcare, which is why they cost so much. it's simple economics, I'm told.

[-] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Corporations when they only made 1 billion gajillion shmillion dollars net profit last year

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 8 months ago

Becomes a billionaire: ... NEED TO MAKE MORE MONEY!!!!

[-] Facky@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Not if we overthrow the capitalist system.

[-] cyclohexane@lemmy.ml 12 points 8 months ago

I'm trying!

[-] orl0pl@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Capitalism moment

[-] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 9 points 8 months ago

Here you can have my money 💰💰

[-] Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

... And my sword!

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

Just do it you pussy

[-] cyclohexane@lemmy.ml 11 points 8 months ago

Help me

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Step 1: wake up at 4:30 every morning

Step 2: ICE BATH

step 3: fucking butter in your coffee for some reason

Step 4: starve yourself, that butter was enough.

Step 5: GRIND

Step 6: p90x

Step 7: Write Joe Rogan a pledge of allegiance.

Step 8: GYM

Step 9: GOGGINS!

Step 10: MARATHON

STEP 11: HGH INJECTIONS

STEP 12: 😡😡😡

STEP 13: here you can either traffick women or rob a bank

AND THATS HOW I HAVE ALL THESE NICE THINGS BRO JUST GRIND IT OUT.

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[-] Mischala@lemmy.nz 6 points 8 months ago

Q: How do I make more money? A: Scam other's out of their money

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Money always has to come from someone else.

[-] Mischala@lemmy.nz 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Difference being with honest work, people value your product and it actually does what you are promising.
Scams are not this.

[-] Clanket@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Work harder, better, stronger faster. Work, work, work.

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[-] Doxatek@mander.xyz 6 points 8 months ago

How I've felt lately. Smh

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

this is the best version of this meme I have ever seen.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Its tough being a counterfeitter

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

This post made by Dutch Van der Linde

[-] SamVergeudetZeit@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

"One more thing. Arthur".

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

dubois-depressed

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Best economic system btw

[-] fushi01@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Nanami moment

[-] kamehameherp@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

He's just like me fr fr.

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[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Unrelated to the meme, but I appreciate your username. Do you prefer chair conformer or boat conformer?

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 points 8 months ago

Meirl

[-] PrivacyBean@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

I just need to make more money

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

capitalist realism

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