this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2024
36 points (100.0% liked)

chapotraphouse

13609 readers
711 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
top 7 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And Carmen will be a total fucking smokeshow bro

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

And it also has to be really really gay

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Carmen Sandiegocrush

I would let her steal me away, she's so cool.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Where the Hell is Carmen Sandiego.

It's a Devil May Cry crossover.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Carmen Sandiego and Darkwing Duck use the same stylist.

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

opening scene is an eco terrorist attack on an oil platform

footage of news anchors showing grainy video of a woman in red

cut to Carmen on top of a moving train, pointing a gun at a British man in a suit

"Your ticket's invalid." BANG

opening titles, theme song

basically a Bond movie except Carmen is on the side of good (and also super gay)

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

That would be so fuckin good