What's the deductible on thoughts and prayers?
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Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
AGENT
hexbear can have little a adventurism as a treat, don't you agree?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
i'll kill u again idgaf 
Is "dead" considered a pre-existing condition? If yes then how much did your insurance increase by?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
I'd consider it a post-existing condition.
How hot is it down there? Have you met kissinger yet?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
AGENT
Q: Why shouldn't you go to the bar with Brian Thompson?
A: Because he falls down after 2 shots.
Did it hurt when you got what you fucking deserved?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
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Why did you put your initials twice in your username
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
Maybe there's a three character minimum.
Is hell all hot or are there like some cold areas too?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
Oh no... how'd that happen? 
Did you have any pre-existing conditions that could have led to those bullet wounds?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
Your claim: being dead has concluded with result: denied. Reason: Act of God
What's it like being a dead motherfucker?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
Was it terrifying when you spun around and saw you were getting gunned down in the street like one of the peasants?
There will be no excuses for the terror.
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
DAE remember when Herman Cain was tweeting covid misinformation two weeks after he had died from covid?
Is acute lead poisoning covered under your insurance?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
Is House M.D. realistic?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
I'll take that as a yes.
Any regrets?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
i'm glad you got shot
How's yer new home... same as the auld one?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
Yeah, the afterlife... like this 
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Are you spending eternity in a pit of boiling shit or a pit of boiling piss?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead
Can you answer this question please?
Unfortunately, I, Brian Thompson, am incapable of answering this question at the moment, as I am currently dead