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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Do you know how many policies he made WITH HIS BARE HANDS before working his way up to CEO? He innovated new ways to create insurance, bringing back US manufacturing jobs. He laboured in the policy mines. He was made by the company as much as he shaped it

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

More like captaint of indeez nuts

[–] Eternal192@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Sure pal, wait till someone in your family is sick and your insurance company tells you that your insurance doesn't cover pneumonia, it's all butterflies and rainbows when it's other people in the shit, but when you and your family are affected then you'll be singing a different tune.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Uhm, excuse me I live in my mom’s attic thank you