tombruzzo

joined 9 months ago
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 17 hours ago

Walmart Clippy

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (7 children)

That plane of glass has never done more work than in this sentence. The glass did its job and the painting is fine.

By this logic if you shoot at someone and they're behind thick bullet proof glass you've legally murdered them

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

The judge is probably old as fuck so global warming will just mean he can go on retirement cruises all year round

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If we all wear the Half Life 2 blue jumpsuits can I just get a clean one in my size? I don't care about specifically getting back my jumpsuit

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I'll find them in podcast form, thanks for the tip. I started one on YouTube but I don't always remember to have it on in the background whilst working

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The Yellow Lecture goes hard. I need to finish it

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

A few years ago they read an article about this Republican guy in Florida involved with some Matt Gaetz level local government shit.

This guy was known for getting into traffic altercations, pulling out his gun, and even firing at people. There was one specific intersection where he got into these incidents more then once.

One day, this guy gets into an altercation at this infamous intersection with a Prius driver with the Coexist sticker. This guy pulls his gun out and does his whole thing. Then, bam! The Prius driver pops him with one shot and drives off, never to be heard from again.

Thus, he was dubbed The Liberal Driller by the chapo boys and he lives on in our hearts ever since.

It was a fun read so that section is probably clipped on YouTube somewhere

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

That's why it took me a moment. I wish all the guys on Facebook who aren't allowed to see their kids knew how based Tupac was instead of sharing quotes about loyalty he never said

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Half Life 2 can be as great as it is and the AI is still underrated. Games of the era like FEAR and Far Cry get lauded for their AI but Half Life 2 is just as good, if not better

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought this was Tupac for a moment.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

The lyrics in this song are so cheesy but this is a hard one to play

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The liberal driller is one of my favourite Chapo Extended Universe characters. I hope he makes a comeback in a big way

 

I'll put train videos on for the kids, but there's so much more going on with a steam train.

Steam is billowing out of everywhere, they're just this massive piece of infrastructure, it's like taming the elements with an unholy union of water and fire - natural enemies in the wild, and you get to feel like a hero because you're helping people get to places.

 

I put linux on an old laptop for my kids to play with, but I want them to see me using it as well so it's not just seen as a kids' toy.

My plan was to browse the internet on it from time to time, but I don't want to sign into anything like my emails on there.

I've just been completely at a loss to think ofthings to do on this laptop that aren't Wikipedia, news websites, and search.

Is there anything else to do on the internet these days than login and doomscroll?

 
 

 

I just really like having meetings

 

How does the embodiment of Actually Existing America get any work done when the embodiment of America As A Concept is flying around outside with super hearing?

 

They found a conservative goths Facebook group a little while ago. And it was funny then, the idea is so stupid.

But they've talked about memes from the group for a few weeks now and they say the phrase 'conservative goths' so casually. It's not even a bit any more, it's just a normal phrase to them.

And that just makes it funnier. The funniest part of the most recent episode was when Alex would just say 'conservative goths' like it was a normal phrase in a normal sentence.

They need to find a new group, I don't think I can take another straight line delivery of conservative goths.

 

I'm working with a business to sort out all their Facebook and Instagram pages, and try get them all grouped under one Business account.

They're a musical instrument importer who have a bunch of pages that have been created by different people over the years and they've had trouble migrating them all into once place where they can see everything.

They have access to all the pages and Instagram profiles, but some are through a company profile they created, some through the personal profile of a guy that works there, and some other loose accounts.

They've sent requests from the controlling profiles to the account they want to have access to all the page, but the requests are sitting pending in the blackhole of Meta's backend.

They've sent requests, tried to get in touch with support, and even sent over documents proving the existence of the business to Facebook, but nothing happens.

All the help articles that are the first results wherever you search aren't useful either. They don't reflect the messy nature of Facebook tinkering with everything and the reality of trying to share access to pages that have existed since 2007.

I'd love to hear if you've had any experience with this. If I can get this sorted out it should mean more work for me down the line with them.

 

Just beyond your team?

When there's enough people you'd have to click that little arrow in Teams to see everyone?

Anytime you're in presenter mode and everyone else is on mute?

Let me know, I might say it some time

 

But I don't know a single woman that keeps her phone charged.

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