I’m immediately killed with a flamethrower or hit in the head by a magically teleported sniper bullet.
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I'd be kicking some mf'ing shell, that's for sure!
Well, I’m lost in this ever-changing burning basement and have to shoot my tears at all these weird enemies and hope I find some good power-ups, and hope I can evade Mom. (Binding of Isaac)
What do you even do in league of Legends lore? I know nothing about it besides what the champions say in TFT
You progressively get more and more provocative skins. But also a pirate one so I guess it's ok.
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Probably crushed by falling blocks while genki rockets plays in the background.
I drown or get eaten by aggressive fauna.
The world of Subnautica is not a friendly place for the unprepared.
I end up as the final boss of some Pikmin game and get pimp-slapped by 1 inch tall astronauts.
A Pikmin infestation, if they were real, would unironically be worse than bedbugs or cockroaches and I will fucking die on that hill.
I am quickly fragged by space-aged weaponry, provided I don't explode from the strange atmosphere. Best case scenario isn't good, food seemingly doesn't exist.
Pikmin start listening to me for some reason.
The last game I played was Yu-Gi-Oh Masterduel so I guess I'd be forced to endlessly play Yu-Gi-Oh against people in the real world...
If by “game world” you allow TRRPG’s then it’d be Golarion (Pathfinder 2e) and last nights game was “Case File #4” where a creepy leather bound book (the ‘Dark Archive’) keeps appearing and transporting us to various other places to fight undead.
#4 was an abandoned mansion overrun with undead that we needed to clean out. Fuck almighty almost every room was a combat session!
So to be teleported there I’d just run away. Even if I could find a suitable weapon I’d not survive more than one encounter. Not worth throwing away my actual life for some stupid book!
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Balder's Gate would be pretty chill until the illithids transform everyone
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I would probably die on the battlefield by some random aircraft with a gradethrower on point B
likely I die crashing my ship into the sun trying to figure out where the fuck this lost civilization went. (outer wilds)
I go hollow, probably
45 minutes of salty hate, but at least Neeko is hot.
VRChat. What does that mean? Do I literally get teleported into vrchat as I am irl? Do I have a little menu that'll pop up on my wrist to change avatars/bodies? Can I go to new worlds or am I stuck in the last world I was in? Am I by myself in some kinda limbo-vrchat where it's not actually a game but some kind of other universe that just appears to be vrchat, or can I actually meet up with other people? Can I get hurt or do the same rules of physics, health, food, etc apply? Is vrchat even a game?
If vrchat isn't considered a game, then Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. It'll be cool to be in the future I guess? The game itself is fun, but if I show up as the person I am irl, then it'll be kinda boring. I guess I could always learn how to do sweet tricks and grinds though.
Isekai?
I don't know how to ride a horse so I'd probably get mauled by a bear or murdered by outlaws trying to get somewhere civilized.
I find myself incredibly frustrated with the reliability of the Konnersport F1 car.
Really hope I can get an entry position at Ryujin Industries (they always seem to be recruiting) so I can afford to not live in the slums and work on getting the skills needed to survive long-term.
Does tabletop count? I become an incredibly powerful Planeswalker and visit zendikar, ravnica, and Kamigawa.
Otherwise, I'll probably just settle into the grind on a freighter and drift into the starfield.
Ohh god, I just turned off Necromunda: Hired Gun. I love Warhammer, and grim dark but as for a long live in Necromunda? Not a chance.
I crouch on sand, I'd assume. Next to me a woman pulls a purple sword out of her own chest, tells me to get going then disappears. On my other side a sniper with bandaged eyes talks about a piece of her soul before shooting someone.
So I'll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?
Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!