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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 19 points 3 weeks ago

Red: "I wish Blue didn't have terminal cancer anymore."

Blue: dies

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

"Use your own three wishes on your terminal cancer. I'm hungry okay?!"

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bröthër I need the lämp

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I so really want to reply to this, but I am unfortunately not in the right headspace to get into the right headspace to come up with a good reply to this. So I will leave this comment here in hopes that someone actually does.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Well I love you

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Seconding the love. Hope you are in a better way tomorrow!

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The first cheeseburger was their second wish.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Second wish was turning cancer guy into a cheeseburger

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like the genie is wearing a tiny skirt.

[–] Atlusb@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Twist idea one: the hamburger is a tasty cure for cancer Twist idea two: he hands him the lamp saying 'your turn'