this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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Donald Trump is back in the Oval Office and the soul of our democracy is at stake. We need your help to fight back, but I can’t stop Trump if I can’t get a ride to the hospital, my bones are made of dried twigs and those stairs almost killed me. Oh god why didn't I hold onto the railing like my doctor has been telling me, I think both my hips are broken. Anyways I really need a ride, do you have any idea what they charge for an ambulance nowadays??? You failed Hillary Clinton. You failed Kamala Harris. Will you fail me too?

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[–] real@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Lmao I actually fell for this one because it’s totally something they’d do.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Please she doesn’t need any help with the ambulance, those congress critters get top of the line healthcare which is why they’re all a bunch of 80+ year old half dead zombies still clinging to power for dear life.