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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

We first caught wind of this, I mean, years back and turns out to be several hobbyists in Europe that like to collect American cars and repaint them, refinish them with police and law enforcement style finishes on there," Gandhi said. "And, luckily, we've become pretty popular in a few countries."

Everyone needs a hobby.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 48 minutes ago

Alex Roy's cannonball run M5 is painted like a German police car. Plenty of Americans accidentally leave misc cop equipment on their retired crown vics to cos play as police. The irony is only a small amount of the remaining population is scared of crown vics - under 30s may have never seen them used and a ton of people straight up don't spot cop cars. I can't say I see early as many retired chargers/impalas/caprices/tahoes/explorers/tauruses let alone with old equipment.

[–] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Why Sacramento though? I would have thought LA county, or Yolo county.

[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

My first guess is that they probably Google what the capital of California is since California is "cool," and instead of Los Angeles they get Sacramento.

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah very weird. They mention LAPD and NYPD being popular, which makes sense, but I don't know how they got set on Sacramento. Maybe the image resources were just easy accessible online so it was easy?

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Cheaper to license

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 30 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

When asked for comment, the driver of the vehicle responded, "I'm gonna get that summbitch if it's the last thing I eva' do."

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Eeaaassstttt bound and dowwnnn

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

You sound a lot taller on the radio.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Thank you, I got that reference.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Did the driver also happen to be a French police man chasing a man who stole a loaf of bread?

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 37 points 10 hours ago
[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 10 hours ago

I misread this as "Portland" and didn't immediately think it was weird at first. Oh no that's very different.

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And the Sheriffs office not being dicks about it is a refreshing change of pace.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What can they do about it? They know their jurisdiction doesn't extend to Europe. May as well have some fun with it.

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Just because they can't do anything to stop it doesn't mean they can't get all huffy about it. That is what I'd expect out of a lot of agencies, tbh.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Huh, I never would have imagined that. What a quirky hobby. How fun!

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 29 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Wait until you hear about the Chinese police fans who do up their cars to look like People’s Police vehicles and drive them around cities in Europe and North America with large Chinese expatriate populations, apparently just for fun.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Right? How fun! That guy has a nazi armband! So cool!

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Are you calling Chinese police similar to Nazis….? I’ve never had a bad interaction with one and they’re certainly not fascists

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Found the liberal who can't read history....

Edit: What's with so much toxicity. This should be left at reddit... You reply with history and get cursed at.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

That's a fairly complex topic. The big take away is that the Chinese government isn't exactly loved by a lot of people.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

It’s a joke. Look at the username.

Edit: saw the reply, doesn’t look like a joke now

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

It's fine if you don't know history.

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 hours ago

A lot of westerners, sure. The vast majority of Chinese would disagree since they’re 1-2 generations away from poverty. Depending on the city most grandparents have zero education, parent may have gone to middle school, then current gen has shot for the stars. Chinese government can be unfair, but no one can argue they didn’t make everyone’s lives materially better

[–] techwooded@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 hours ago

This is what happens when you don’t pay your tickets kids, the sheriff hunts you down