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Fight? Grovel like a worm? Secret third thing?

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Kick Grass

Smoke Ass

But most of all

Be Kind kitty-cri-texas

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pick up a barely affordable hobby and never get good at it.

[–] MoonElf@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

me yearning to sail lol

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

There are five million ways to kill a CEO.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] blight@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But if I’m going to be gay, I have to transition first, which seems like more than a minor inconvenience. thonk-trans

Already did various crimes, but what do I have to show for it? agony-limitless

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

have to transition first

Skill issue

did various crimes

nothing to show for it

also skill issue

[–] blight@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

This is actually pretty inspiring, thanks catgirl-heart

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The same as the rest of us. Suffer.

[–] blight@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But how can I monetize that?

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[–] kugupu@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

i would recommend being preoccupied with the idea that it doesn't really matter what you do because that's done wonders for me so far dean-neutral

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

enjoy the indescribable inexplicable strangeness of being anything at all

despair at what capitalism has done to this world and our singular existence

flip between these two ever more rapidly

[–] crime@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] blight@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

we did this back in 2014 remember? with the pronouns and the blue hair? you silly goose

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

Love deeply

[–] jack@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Fall in love. Treat that person with honor and adoration.

Join a communist party. Dedicate yourself to the work and your comrades.

Spend time in nature. Cultivate a love and understanding of the world's endless wonders.

Be the friend who sends invitations instead of waiting to receive them.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Learn to hack, learn to drone/quadcopter.

[–] blight@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

This is too close to g*ming for comfort, sorry gamer-gulag

[–] hexbee@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the sectet third thing. I can't tell you what it is though, it's secret.

[–] blight@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hexbee@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hint: being a cop is NOT the secret thing. Hope that helps

[–] blight@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn thanks, you helped me dodge a bullet there wowee

Surely you wouldn’t want me to keep stumbling into another comparably awful trap? Surely you will keep providing hints?

[–] hexbee@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why not, here's another one: You be good, I love you.

[–] blight@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I hear that birding is pretty fun. Maybe try that. Binoculars aren't hard to come by.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I like to think of life as a 6.5/10 rated rail shooter with rougelike elements. Like clearly the gameplay loop needs work so I wouldn't care that much about anything that's not the other people doing multiplayer.

When you're able to choose, you should always err towards doing something and the something you choose should be what's immediately exciting to you. You should set aside time and energy for people who share your values because 99/100 of them are autobattling through their encounter with you. I wouldn't get too emotionally invested in the rougelike elements. Unless you're following a guide you're probably going to frustrate yourself trying to go infinite; you're likely choosing between a 10% boost and a 9.7% boost. And ultimately, I'd err towards dedicating myself to something as opposed to floating around even when it gets tough.

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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Learn to do at least one thing well

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] blight@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yes officer, that one over there

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'll back this up. Being a huge slut was the best thing I did with my 20s.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't relate, it's just what I dream

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can do it, I believe in you

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I really can't, but thanks for the vote of confidence

[–] Clippy@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i'm kind of curious, were you like one of those dude who read "the game" or did it more or less come naturally to you?

[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nah I just lived in a city with an art school and went to a lot of shows.

[–] Clippy@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[–] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Smile. Choose joy.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

you should eat a pop-tart if you are able and if you want but it's ok if you don't

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Read theory

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Grind as hard as possible

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Careful, you might end up trans!

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Ball so hard

[–] Florist@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Look deep into your heart. You already know the answer

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