this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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[–] cumcum69@lemmy.world 73 points 11 months ago

Fuck nestle

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 20 points 11 months ago

Real chads boycott Nestlé.

Fun fact: in the United States, they are made by Hershey under license from Nestlé.

Still shouldn't buy them though since I don't see why part of the license would be payment of some sort to Nestlé.

[–] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Real chads don't eat kitkat!

!fucknestle@lemmy.world

[–] david@feddit.uk 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

See, this is what's wrong with society today.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

People are so eating bad candy incorrectly.

Or did you mean the state of discourse in its crudity, and naked obsession with status and frivolity?

That's fine too as long you eat bad candy correctly.

[–] david@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

It's symptomatic. Symptomatic of the abandonment of all that is proper and decent. Would our great grandparents have eaten candy like this? Would they have celebrated their rebellious ways so boldly? No, they'd have been ashamed. Ashamed of their wicked rule breaking. Rule breaking just for the sake of it. Rule breaking, not for mercy, not in exceptional circumstances, not out of desperation or having no other options, but role breaking just to show off how little respect they have in their hearts.

So yes, yes, people are eating bad candy so incorrectly that you can TELL society is on the point OF COLLAPSE.

This is indicative of a terrible malaise in education, in parenting, in intergenerational transfer of values, in respect and in good manners. No wonder the far right are on the rise, that Naziism is again celebrated. These edgelords will be the first to join the SS, just to shamelessly show off how wicked they are. Have we learned nothing? Are we so quick to repeat history's darkest mistakes?

[–] onion@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That link to naziism doesn't make any sense lmao

[–] david@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

You say that because you commit crimes of indecency against confectionary and you like to think of yourself as immune to radicalisation. Don't kid yourself. Come back to all that is right and good before it's too late for you.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

As long as we repeat them interestingly I won't grumble more than necessary

[–] H2207@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I've chomped before and everyone in the room just stared me down, it was quite funny. Chompchads unite!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] themusicman@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah those plants are prickly af /s

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

Both taste like slave labour.

[–] airbussy@lemmy.one 8 points 11 months ago

This is an S tier meme, bravo

[–] RepulsiveDog4415@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Chompchads" eat corn long ways

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like a corndog, or...?

Wait, that didn't clarify at all.

[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

ask one of them to specify

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If you chomp, nobody else will want any part of it.

But if you break you can replace the broken off piece with laxatives to punish the thief

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 11 months ago

Based and chompilled

[–] Adi2121@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

Say the line, kitkatjak!

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 0 points 11 months ago

Chomps unite!