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[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You really don't need to call every dude you dislike "gay".

[–] Senal@programming.dev 3 points 2 hours ago

That's a problem for sure if you are using it to insinuate that homosexual relationship are bad.

That's not what is happening here though, which you know ofc.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

There is no bottom.

There's always more barrel to scrape. And then there's the floor. And then there's the ground beneath the floor. And then there's miles of bedrock.

That's what you're talking about, right?

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're probably both bottoming for Putin

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's a hard sandwich to build, you obviously have Putin as the top piece of bread, but is Trump the meat in this sandwich or is it Musk, whose the bottom bread? And how does Netanyahu fit in to this?

[–] splinter@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago

While telling them all what to do.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Musk. I'm pretty sure Trump's ding a ling can't get any firmer than an overripe banana nowadays.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

Cheers for making me think about trumps limp dick, I didn't feel like eating this week anyway.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 9 points 1 day ago

I mean, I bet trump is pretty lubed on a consistent basis, with his uncontrollable, oh so very wet sounds he makes. I'll put money on him being the bottom.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (95 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Is that why he wears diapers?

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like Ernst Röhm and Adolf Hitler. We know how that ended for both losers.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I think the more accurate parallel is Henry Ford and Woodrow Wilson, unfortunately.

[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 119 points 1 day ago

Hey we got our first illegal immigrant president, if that ain't woke I don't know what is.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (9 children)

The thing I love the most about these memes is they're seriously effective.

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[–] enbyecho@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Careful kids, the thought police are out in force today. Don't say anything that might be deemed offensive by <some group I'm not part of> at some point in history!

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I think it’s reasonable to ask why bottoming is presented as inherently degrading/submissive. (Same with giving oral - the insult “cocksucker.”) The vast majority of gay men I know are mostly verse anyway, the distinction of top and bottom to some extent seems like a carryover from heterosexual culture.

Like yes, it’s just a meme, but it’s revealing of larger problematic attitudes. I’ve made the same kinds of jokes too, but there would be nothing worse about Trump were he to receive anal sex from Musk (as unpleasant as that image is.)

[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just a take look at history and how it all worked back in the Antiquity/Rome, which half the Internet likes to celebrate as gay friendly. It's fairly ingrained in European culture/history.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

The “Nazi femboy” phenomenon seems to harken back to that. Patriarchal structures aren’t undermined as long as the receptive partner is submissive/feminine.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Don’t say anything that might be deemed offensive

Haha. Sex between men is a power dynamic. Teehee. Real intimacy is unattainable between male lovers. Giggle. Pleasure from anal sex is shameful.

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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 72 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Is it really not obvious who the bottom is?

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 1 day ago (8 children)

bruh why does this image make musk look like a pedophile, i mean look at that face

(oh yea hes probably on the epstein list...)

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