this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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[–] MacNCheezus 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I’m guessing this is the proper use case for missile toads.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Deck the halls with toads of battle…

[–] MacNCheezus 9 points 2 days ago

Whoever’s found below shall grapple

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But 'tis not Wednesday yet, my dude!

[–] MacNCheezus 3 points 1 day ago

It's always Wednesday in our hearts.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago
[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Correction: after fighting you still have to kiss. It can be a fight-y kiss if both parties are down.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Is this what those fishes were doing?

[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Replace the berries with tiny fists as a visual indicator

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

Red boxing gloves

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Deck the halls with the bowels of Holly, fa la la

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 1 day ago

I got two junkie family members I'd like to try this out on.