I'm gonna asume you were born in North Klansville (Louisiana) and explain you that you shit on the toilet normally, then switch to the bidet to rinse your butthole, then use paper to dry/finish any dificult spec.
Then you flush the toilet and flush the bidet and clean with a toilet brush and bleach any remaining skid.
Voilá, your ass is now cleaner than the average murican and you didn't become gay because of it.