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Lazy scientists announce there are probably several kinds of squirrels but they move too fast to be sure (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How did we get a comment from the scientists if they're moving too fast to see the squirrels?