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Lazy scientists announce there are probably several kinds of squirrels but they move too fast to be sure
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this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
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The faster the scientists move, the slower they seem to others moving much slower relatively.
Assuming the scientists are moving in a closed loop, can use computers to make messages intelligible both ways.
Squirrels lack thumbs, and cannot voice commands