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[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The self checkout doesn't mind!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

"Thanks, you too!"

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

"Well you should damned well expect it since I scanned it. Shouldn't ya? I guess I'll just steal this item."

[–] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 7 months ago

Where is begging area then?

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My dad calls those "titless tellers"

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, but I bet he doesn't say it right to their screens...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Cashier: "enjoy your beer"

Me: "you too!"

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How to recover from this: hand one to the cashier.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Damn, anything to not pay your waiters a fair wage, right?

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Beers per hour because anything is better than the metric system

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 7 months ago

Me: mumbles something

The cashier: sorry?

Me: bye!

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Enjoy the movie!

You too!

Ohh..