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[–] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I always thought the generic nature of many of these ads are slightly strange. They'd show some smiling woman walking down a beach, hair blowing in a breeze. Then they start talking about a medicine for COPD, bipolar disorder, acid reflux or whatever. I guess the viewer is supposed to assume that the woman is afflicted with one of these maladies and now is relieved from it? To me it looks like stock footage of some random lady walking down a beach who had no clue she'd be in a ad for Prozac.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I just always imagine that those ads are the vivid hallucinations of a patient in a mental hospital.

[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The unfortunate reality is most people would rather choose "Joy" pills rather than face the realities that are required to be faced if we want to fix everything.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

Yes. I was dealing with some pretty rough depression a while back. I raw dogged that shit for months before I finally just fixed the bullshit I had subjected myself to.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I don't know if I'd want to live in a world where people spontaneously break out into songs about their type 2 diabetes.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (2 children)

between the sounds of laughter of adults catching butterflies

This pill might fucking kill you

teeheeheee

It also might cause your eyes to explode

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What if ads had to show side affects by law.

So like theres a guy with gut wrenching abdominal cramps audibly blowing liquid ass mulch into the toilet bowel while moaning painfully.

Scene cuts to he's smiling and cutting the grass in the front yard.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

"sometimes, you have to smell the atrocious to really understand the positive"

shitting in agony, crying, the bowl soaked in sweat and tears, their hand and legs quivering

"that's why FuckYourself Maximum Dosage really starts your day off by ruining it in some of the worst suffering we have seen in clinical trials. it's not a side effect, it's a main one!"

'oh fuck make it STOP AAAAGGGHHHHHHH'

"after pinpointing the issue, we then turned the concoction up to 11! now when you are finally able to pick yourself up off the floor and wash yourself of feces, you can enjoy the rest of your day knowing that it can only get better from here"

smelling a lush garden full of flowers baking in sun rays, eyes closed and smiling, as a burning 747 goes down in the distance, and the scene fades with a nuclear bomb exploding

"FuckYourself Maximum Dosage; ask your doctor if it's right for you. Or an ex. Or a bastard boss. Don't be shy, we will prescribe it to anyone!"

fade to black

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd rather they just ban the drug commercials. Talk to a doctor about medicine, and if you are unsure about what is determined, get a second opinion. Companies trying to sell their product directly to end users and ignoring the repercussions to the middlemen just causes more problems than the 9000 issues we already have in healthcare.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Absolutely this. Drug ads are a plague and need to stop.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Side effects may include death.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

Or something weird like extra teeth.

[–] fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Side effects may include:

spoiler3 inches of blood

Anorexia Nervosa

Cephalic Carnage

Fleshgod Apocalypse

Gorod

Ion Dissonance

Katatonia

Malevolent Creation

Malignancy

Mayhem

Mütiilation

Neurosis

Nocturnal Rites

Odious Mortem

Phobia

Severe Torture

Sickening Horror

Spawn of Possession

Vampire Moose

Vehemence

Viraemia

Visceral Bleeding

Vital Remains

Ask your doctor if Abilify is right for you. (Side note, fuck Abilify. It's the worst med I've ever taken by a huge margin)

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

They are! Some of them even have good music (ouch, self jab). A lot of them fall squarely in the realm of non metalheads saying "this isn't music/this is just noise", a few of them are small scale bands, and a few of them are really iconic bands.

3 inches of Blood is very much the outlier genre-wise, it's power metal about DnD stuff.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I cannot believe I get to post this in the year of our lord 2025, but:

Relevant YTMND!

https://threeinchesofbloodsport.ytmnd.com/

[–] fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

And a relevant song: The Great Hall of Feasting - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OU4-PDSjrQ

I think the cut is at the 2:50 ish mark, but it's tough to tell. Definitely in the 2:45-3:10 ish area though.

[–] xXSirDanglesXx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Surprised to see you threw Anorexia Nervosa in there, I've never met anybody else who had listened to them, or even heard of em for that matter.

[–] fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hell yeah, Anorexia Nervosa was one of my favorite bands for a long time. Good tunes. I grew up in a town with a comparatively big metal scene, so I was pretty blessed with a lot of metal that I would have otherwise never heard. Honestly I wasn't too sure that anyone would recognize anything from that list outside of Neurosis or a few others. Hell, I wouldn't recognize some of them if I didn't write the list, and it's all from my own music library.

[–] xXSirDanglesXx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fleshgod, Gorod, Katatonia, and Spawn of Possession immediately stood out to me, among the others, but I was legit just surprised to have seen an Anorexia Nervosa mention up there.

[–] fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Lol I feel the same about people mentioning Fleshgod. I know got pretty big fast, but the first time I heard of them was when they performed at the summer slaughter tour in 2011. I was there to see Black Dahlia Murder, but Fleshgod was very much the highlight of it for me.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Tell your doctor that you want your insurance company to give us piles of money to fuck you up."

[–] fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I swear, drug companies' modus operandi solely revolves around coming up with side effects so awful that the original problem just doesn't seem as bad by comparison, despite the meds not actually helping it in any way.

Abilify made me unable to even consider anything beyond sleeping and eating.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is it supposed to cure?

[–] fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Typically depression and other mood stuff associated with bipolar.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Strange joint pain, anal leakage, hair loss, anal leakage, minor headaches, anal leakage, throbbing veins, anal leakage, sore throat, anal leakage, eye twitching, anal leakage, shrink dink, anal leakage, tender nipples, anal leakage.

[–] logos@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

• Bone Sporking • Late Onset Albinism • Facial Corkboarding • Restless Torso Syndrome • REO Speedlung • Permanent Blindness • Nostril Inversion • Dissolving Intestine Syndrome • Spontaneous and Uncontrollable Gum Growth • X-Ray Hearing • Ankle Bearding • Brainwhistle • Arby’s Mouth • Steven Tyler Lip • Hairy Uvula • Jimmy Cracked Corns • Scrotal Bassoon • Massive Weight Gains • Scrappy Dooism • Honus Wagner Disease • Hungry, Hungry Hipbones • Capillary Yogurt • Hair Swelling • Minor Heart Explosions • Skeletal Xylophoning

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

You forgot Brain Constipation

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact... anal leakage's first big hit was not even pharma related. It was potato chips.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Fucking Olestra

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think you forgot the anal leakage.

It's difficult to forget, I hear. Except my drugs cause hearing loss.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

I always say this: ads exist in a parallel dimensions where problems are nonexistent. What minor problems there are can be solved trivially in less than 30 seconds.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I recently overheard one that was "fatal infection of the skin of the perineum." I thought might be one of the worst ways to go out.

[–] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

God I hate the Jardiance commercials. I wish the writers a very die in a hole.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks, I thought I'd gotten rid of that shitty ear worm but just a mention is all it took to bring it roaring back to life

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Those always make me assume that somebody had that issue while in the trial, and it was easier to throw it on the list than figure out if it actually had any connection to the drug. Let the primary care docs read the literature if they want to make an educated guess. The patients will just joke about it but probably still ask for it.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

WTF? That's worse than whatever it's claiming to cure.

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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is this something American I'm too British to have experienced? Also, I use adblock so I probability wouldn't see it anyway.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The have to include any and all side effects that testing showed.

In other news, it's straight retarded to allow pharmaceutical advertising. But here we are.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah it’s banned in my country except for stuff like a pain relief balm

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Actually this is not entirely true. It's anything that happened to any patient during any phase of testing. This is why so many "side effects" include death, because if you're doing an n=1000 study or whatever, SOMEONE is going to die, statistically, and you can't provably show that the drug you're testing didn't lead, at least in part, to that death. Good intentions with the reporting regulation, but not a good execution.

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unedited footage of a Bear

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 6 points 2 days ago

I tried showing this to people at work. They didn't get it.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can certainly aspire to those things, some of them are rather easy to accomplish.

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[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Got error: "Sign in to confirm that you're not a bot"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2gMjJNGg9Z8

Thanks for the thought, but Piped isn't working all that great for many folks. I've had a lot better luck using regular YouTube links with the Grayjay app..

https://grayjay.app/

https://grayjay.app/desktop/

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Beat me to it.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

There are no side effects, just happy accidents

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