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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)

As a Jewish person I find that absolutely hilarious. For over two thousand years the foundation of Judaism has been the exact opposite. Nearly everything in the torah has been interpreted, reinterpreted, and then we fight over who has the best interpretations (of course some things can be viewed on a literal level but those are interpreted on multiple other levels as well). Also despite Christians stealing nearly everything from us Hell isn't one of them, I have no idea where they got that (probrally the pagans).

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Did you know as a Jewish person, you are responsible for all the wars in the world? Because Mel seems to think so.

(I'm also Jewish, so I guess I'm also responsible. Must be our space lasers.)

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ok, but if you control space lasers, can you please use them on a property in Florida? Asking for a friend. Like why not use these spaces lazorz to fry your enemies?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Sorry, too busy starting wildfires with them as part of our diabolical plan to do something or other.

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[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe your weather control devices?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] KryptonNerd@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for my turn on the space laser

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for my turn to run Hollywood.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 4 days ago (9 children)

When it's your turn can I have a show where I just yell at the camera about shit that pisses me off? I could easily fill a 40 minute spot. It will be low budget, just me standing In front of a dumpster yelling at a camera while my co host tries to censor me in real time.

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Hmmm, must be the death star of David :3

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey can you guys maybe chill on the whole global dominance and financial manipulations. Some of us just want to go to work, pay are taxes and die early.

Thanks

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No can do, sorry. We have to force the world to eat gefilte fish.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Fucking cartoon villains. The lot of you.

(Sorry not racists just playing the part)

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

While my wife and I were evangelical Christians in college we attended a few Jewish events for part of a religious study class she was taking. That is definitely what stood out to me, too. While it's difficult to really make definitive statements about Christianity as a whole because it's so varied, the type we were familiar with from our Bible belt upbringing was definitely more about a pretty literal interpretation about everything. It was very fascinating to learn that Jewish people are much more practical about their interpretation. For context, growing up I'd say a good bit of the people in my church viewed remarrying after divorce as adultery because marriage is meant to be forever.

One thing I remember finding fascinating was like the layers of annotations on scripture. Like people would annotate annotations with their responses and stuff.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

The Talmud, which is basically a bunch of Rabbis arguing about what the Torah means, is almost as important as the Torah itself.

There's a famous phrase in Jewish culture: two Jews, three opinions.

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

It's been the same with Christianity for most of the 2000 years it has existed. Christians had so many different interpretations they have been split up into splinter groups as early as 30 years after Jesus death.

Literalism is a pretty new concept, rougthly from the late 19th century.

If anybody is interested about the history, I can recomend Center Place`s newest video, a progressive church that has a lot of historical and very scholary lectures about Christianity and Judaism (no preaching or converting). Their lectures playlist is a treasure. And I say this as a very much not Christian or Jewish person.

Here is their video on Literalism

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Christianity is fear, and Judaism is clever loopholes. Fear you will go to hell versus you'll get into the kingdom eventually, one way or another.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Poor, poor Mel boy. He is in dire need of mental help and adult supervision.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 193 points 6 days ago

"People said that Mel Gibson couldn't play a Scotsman in Braveheart. But look at him now! An alcoholic racist."

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 123 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like a future congressman

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 74 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't run for office now that you mention it.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 32 points 6 days ago (3 children)

He was born in Peekskill, New York. He could technically be president. Not to give him any ideas...

[–] peto@lemm.ee 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What, at the youthful age of 69? Kid needs more experience.

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[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago

The USA never had nor caused any problems under the presidency of a former actor, after all.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Aw it was sad that all of Mel's Nazi memorabilia burned to a crisp.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 87 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Mel Gibson is the kind of "Christian" that has a meltdown if anybody dares to point out that Jesus most likely didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Or any of the leftist ideas their savior was putting forward.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 14 points 5 days ago

Roughly 2000 years after someone was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if we were nice to each other for a change.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jesus: You should sell all your possessions.

Christians: Well when Jesus spoke about the eye of a needle what he really meant was...

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus.

Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn't have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.

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[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 69 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Liar liar house on fire

In case nobody's said it yet.

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[–] badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 74 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure Joe Rogan and Mel Gibson believe that those massive fires are caused by liberal CA government.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Actually the line is DEI is what caused the massive fires.

The fire marshall or something was LGBTQ.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago (12 children)

DEI PURPLE HAIRED LESBIAN FIRE MARSHALL!!!

That's what my dad told me.

She does not have purple hair and she's been there for 20+ years, previously holding the position of fire chief. She is well-respected by her peers.

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[–] ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Last time I looked they were (seriously) blaming Native Americans for the LA fires.

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 17 points 6 days ago

Yeah their strategy seems to be sniping out folks at the top (politically speaking) by singling them out & turning the State propaganda machine on full blast, alienating them & forcing them to defend themselves when no one else has the time or energy because, you know, everything is literally on fire.

Pretty gross & probably a preview of the next (at least) 4 years. I hope it fails.

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 68 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well I certainly hope Mel gets to put his medical advice to the test on himself.

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

i guess you could say his house’s climate changed that day

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