As a Jewish person I find that absolutely hilarious. For over two thousand years the foundation of Judaism has been the exact opposite. Nearly everything in the torah has been interpreted, reinterpreted, and then we fight over who has the best interpretations (of course some things can be viewed on a literal level but those are interpreted on multiple other levels as well). Also despite Christians stealing nearly everything from us Hell isn't one of them, I have no idea where they got that (probrally the pagans).
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Did you know as a Jewish person, you are responsible for all the wars in the world? Because Mel seems to think so.
(I'm also Jewish, so I guess I'm also responsible. Must be our space lasers.)
Ok, but if you control space lasers, can you please use them on a property in Florida? Asking for a friend. Like why not use these spaces lazorz to fry your enemies?
Sorry, too busy starting wildfires with them as part of our diabolical plan to do something or other.
Maybe your weather control devices?
Another possibility.
I'm still waiting for my turn on the space laser
I'm still waiting for my turn to run Hollywood.
When it's your turn can I have a show where I just yell at the camera about shit that pisses me off? I could easily fill a 40 minute spot. It will be low budget, just me standing In front of a dumpster yelling at a camera while my co host tries to censor me in real time.
Hmmm, must be the death star of David :3
Hey can you guys maybe chill on the whole global dominance and financial manipulations. Some of us just want to go to work, pay are taxes and die early.
Thanks
No can do, sorry. We have to force the world to eat gefilte fish.
Fucking cartoon villains. The lot of you.
(Sorry not racists just playing the part)
While my wife and I were evangelical Christians in college we attended a few Jewish events for part of a religious study class she was taking. That is definitely what stood out to me, too. While it's difficult to really make definitive statements about Christianity as a whole because it's so varied, the type we were familiar with from our Bible belt upbringing was definitely more about a pretty literal interpretation about everything. It was very fascinating to learn that Jewish people are much more practical about their interpretation. For context, growing up I'd say a good bit of the people in my church viewed remarrying after divorce as adultery because marriage is meant to be forever.
One thing I remember finding fascinating was like the layers of annotations on scripture. Like people would annotate annotations with their responses and stuff.
The Talmud, which is basically a bunch of Rabbis arguing about what the Torah means, is almost as important as the Torah itself.
There's a famous phrase in Jewish culture: two Jews, three opinions.
It's been the same with Christianity for most of the 2000 years it has existed. Christians had so many different interpretations they have been split up into splinter groups as early as 30 years after Jesus death.
Literalism is a pretty new concept, rougthly from the late 19th century.
If anybody is interested about the history, I can recomend Center Place`s newest video, a progressive church that has a lot of historical and very scholary lectures about Christianity and Judaism (no preaching or converting). Their lectures playlist is a treasure. And I say this as a very much not Christian or Jewish person.
Christianity is fear, and Judaism is clever loopholes. Fear you will go to hell versus you'll get into the kingdom eventually, one way or another.
Poor, poor Mel boy. He is in dire need of mental help and adult supervision.
"People said that Mel Gibson couldn't play a Scotsman in Braveheart. But look at him now! An alcoholic racist."
- Frankie Boyle
Sounds like a future congressman
I'm honestly surprised he hasn't run for office now that you mention it.
He was born in Peekskill, New York. He could technically be president. Not to give him any ideas...
The USA never had nor caused any problems under the presidency of a former actor, after all.
Aw it was sad that all of Mel's Nazi memorabilia burned to a crisp.
Mel Gibson is the kind of "Christian" that has a meltdown if anybody dares to point out that Jesus most likely didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Or any of the leftist ideas their savior was putting forward.
Roughly 2000 years after someone was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if we were nice to each other for a change.
- Douglas Addams
Jesus: You should sell all your possessions.
Christians: Well when Jesus spoke about the eye of a needle what he really meant was...
They should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus.
Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn't have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.
I'm pretty sure Joe Rogan and Mel Gibson believe that those massive fires are caused by liberal CA government.
Actually the line is DEI is what caused the massive fires.
The fire marshall or something was LGBTQ.
DEI PURPLE HAIRED LESBIAN FIRE MARSHALL!!!
That's what my dad told me.
She does not have purple hair and she's been there for 20+ years, previously holding the position of fire chief. She is well-respected by her peers.
Last time I looked they were (seriously) blaming Native Americans for the LA fires.
Yeah their strategy seems to be sniping out folks at the top (politically speaking) by singling them out & turning the State propaganda machine on full blast, alienating them & forcing them to defend themselves when no one else has the time or energy because, you know, everything is literally on fire.
Pretty gross & probably a preview of the next (at least) 4 years. I hope it fails.
Well I certainly hope Mel gets to put his medical advice to the test on himself.
i guess you could say his house’s climate changed that day