What exactly are divine powers? Are you basically the blue dude from Watchmen?
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The religion is Shinto and you gain the powers of a kappa
divine is religion based. like spawning 6 arms and dividing oceans. powering things up by blessing and being able to seal or banish evil.
dr. manhatten is physics based. he could maybe do similar things, but his powers are not magical. he can't force a spirit to stay in a piece of armor or things like that.
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Shape shifting, teleportation, and insanely rich
This is so imbalanced and vague.
People used to go full on Rainman designing these CYOAs.
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Isn't all of this magic?
oh yeah, the magic of "insanely rich" 😄
"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" ~~because what power doesn't fall under that~~, and "Insanely Rich."
Bah, thanks to my years as a shut-in tech dweeb I already have lots of Gadgets, a Feral appearance, and I Super Smell.
teleport, size manipulation, super smell. i am constantly teleporting into the rectums of famous actresses and experiencing ego death as their farts wash over me and erase all other sensations. i don't even remember my name or how long I've been doing this for. all i know is my mission. i am the fartshifter
Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.
I recently realized how much I say my password in my head while typing it. For me, I'd swap invulnerable with telepathy and steal all the passwords!
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Chameleon, Invisibility, Shape Shifter.
Guys, I don't know what I am and I'm scared
You could be an old walnut tree in Istanbul! No one would be aware of you, but neither would the police.
You're a cuttlefish!
You can be whatever you want.
I already have autism, PTSD and depression. I don't know if I can handle more.
Radar sense, submariner and radiation. I'm about to go defend Greenland mortherfuckers!
Teleport - force field - healing
Pretty much nothing you couldn’t do and get away with it. Go anywhere and nobody could stop you. Healing seems redundant with force field, but I assume you’d have to turn off the force field to do some things which would leave you vulnerable.
Magic can accomplish all of this, so I choose that
Steal his look: Divine Powers, Healing, Immortality.
Magic Feral Submariners will take over the world one day.
Fire Control, Radiation, Weather Control
burning radioactive acid rain for everyone
You’d be wasting your opportunity for powers, at this rate that’s coming up this year anyway
With Invisibility and Phasing you don't need to pick Super Rich.
I choose to become a nuclear submarine: radiation + sub-mariner + super hearing
If you do "Attract Female", "Attract Male" and "Vampirism" you'll be able to pull the entire gender spectrum!
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Depending on which deity we're talking, "divine powers" is a no-brainer. Besides that: Immortality, invincibility, siphon powers. Use the time I have (i.e. all of it) to learn unarmed combat and weapon master, and become insanely rich and very intelligent, then invent implants and a powersuit (why would anyone pick those if they're a freebie with immortality), then wait around for others who have picked different powers and siphon off their powers. Since I'm invincible, I can also swallow some plutonium and become radioactive.
So, in conclusion, I would like to be a sci-fi lich.