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A place to meme about the glorious ROMAN EMPIRE (and Roman Republic, and Roman Kingdom)! Byzantines tolerated! The HRE is not.

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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Explanation: Marcus Licinnius Crassus was one of the richest men of the Late Republic, and an extremely influential politician. He was a ruthless businessman, but at the least, he had guts and smarts. One of his most famous - and successful - schemes was to create the city of Rome's first firefighting force - a private firefighting force, which he would use to buy houses on fire at fire-sale (dohohoho) prices, and THEN put them out.

If the owner refused to sell? Well, Crassus would wait. Then offer less money. And less. And less. Until the house was burned down, as it would have without his intervention.

Immensely shitty on a human level, but brilliant business sense. Very active fellow.

[–] Aielman15@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

The two of them probably deserve to be paired in a hypothetical sequel to Plutarch's Lives. Muskrat is clearly Crassus reborn.

[–] Krono 9 points 2 months ago

Pouring liquid gold down Elon's throat would also be appropriate.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Died having molten gold poured down his throat: we can still hope

Tap for spoilerI know it's most likely a legend, but I want it to be true

[–] tux0r@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Technically, Elon does build weapons.