this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2023
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[–] JohnDolt@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

You think we're going to be measuring?

[–] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

You might be safe from throwing, but you said you have an ass. Prepare to be clapped

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Bandicoot_Academic@lemmy.one 18 points 1 year ago

Approx. 163 cm

[–] Rambi@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I think they're called healthcare units

[–] raubarno@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

Okay. I declare tomorrow to be International throw imperial units day.

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

I'm in trouble!

[–] FullOfBallooons@leminal.space 12 points 1 year ago

If you're gonna throw me, can you at least throw me towards the top shelf so I can finally reach the things up there?

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This gave me a throw back memory of kick a Ginger day in high school ( which I did not participate in) but the principle went from class to class explaining we should not, in fact, be kicking gingers.

I wonder if Modern principles are going class to class explaining that we shouldn’t be throwing short people.

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

I was thoroughly confused.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Kick a ginger *

[–] Rambi@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Haha I remember having days like that. And suspiciously they seemed to occur on way more than one day per year

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rambi@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Heheh. Literally the perfect meme response

throw short people against a wall and kiss me day

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

good thing I will not be going outside