"Hail be thou, I am looking to purchase one of your toothbrushes, but it needs to be the right size for my teeth. Look!"
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
super XL toothbrushes are over there on aisle ๐ฉ
"Cheers, mate!"
i'm buying out the entire store, i hate this place and i want to take away the pleasure of shopping at the dumbass store from other dumbasses. i am the main dumbass anyway
"Hey I tried ordering something on your website but it said 'credit card declined', can I speak to the manager of your local franchise to have him fix it?"
Ummm.
hello i am the stupid fucking idiot piece of shit from yesterday time. i came back from the "your heart" store one of your workers mentioned. they had no shit eating grins, only love and joy. i am trying to be relatable to redditors that are in my house just to tell them to get out and stay out as they are annoying me. if there are no shit eating grins in stock or if it's not a good idea to get one, is there a redditor repellent? any idea on how to remove these pests from my house?