this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

ATTENTION PEASANT:

YOU SHALL ATTEND THE CRONATION CEREMONY OF OUR GOD-EMPEROR, AND YOU SHALL APPLAUSE. FAILURE TO DO SO SHALL RESULT IN SEVERE CONSEQUENCES, INCLUDING:

  • PUBLIC EXECUTION WITHOUT TRIAL

Sincerely,

Alphabet Inc., Board member of the United Oligarchy™

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago

"Blessed be our New Founding Fathers"

  • The Purge
[–] TVA@thebrainbin.org 33 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I wasn't a TikTok user, but, from what people tell me, by their third swipe the algorithm already knew enough about them that almost everything they get recommended was stuff they were interested in.

How is it that Google with raw access to SO MUCH MORE information than just a few swipes can't manage to zero in on what I'm actually interested in and instead I see so much garbage that I don't bother looking at.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 27 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The guy that destroyed yahoo search is the head of google search. That's pretty much how in a nutshell.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Oh shit really who is this gentleman of whom you speak I do not believe I have heard of him

[–] TVA@thebrainbin.org 6 points 6 hours ago

Prabhakar Raghavan. This is a really good listen if you want to learn more.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 8 hours ago

The answer is the same as other similar cases, enshitification.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

You'll seek out what you are interested in anyway. But people are paying Google to show you stuff you'd never look for.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Hey guys, taking bets on how long the world is going to last. I would say from tomorrow til the first atomic bomb will be 6 months. Any bets?!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I don't want to lose twice bro.

no bets from me.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Nah, the major nuclear powers are the new Axis. What will happen is the EU will collapse from internal dissent as it tries to ramp up military spending (if it bothers) and then everyone will suddenly notice that there's no empires remaining that actually oppose the neo-Nazis.

In the anarchist history texts of the Culture the EU will be deservedly mocked as an even less functioning version of the HRE.