You shitpost, but I work high-end hospitality and this is the kind of thing rich entitled guests would actually complain about. It's rare a week goes by that a guest doesn't demand a refund for rainy weather negatively impacting their view (during the rainy season).
I think my favourite was a guest who didn't want a refund but demanded we make it stop raining. Like we somehow had control over this and were doing it just to spite them.
Are you being sincere? Was there someone really this entitled and stupid?
I am and that's not even the worst complaint I have heard. The things we have to DNR guests for is...particularly special. Had a guy who was screaming and yelling at our front desk call the police because we let one of our front service staff (who was a minority, which was his complaint) touch the luggage he had requested help with. Saved us the effort of calling the police ourselves, as they promptly escorted him out.
It's always the mid-tier CEOs that have delusions of grandeur too, almost without fail.
What's DNR? All I can think of is Do not resuscitate...
Do not rent. Blacklisted from staying at the property (and often the entire brand).
The things we have to DNR guests for
DNR'ing these people sounds like the absolute correct course of action.
Don't overestimate human nature.
but do they condemn hamas
'My daughter's surgeon is operating using the light of his phone. She has no anesthesia or medication. My son is dead. I haven't slept in three days due to endless shelling'
Yeah yeah but Hamas tho do you condemn them
Getting Ijon Tichy vibes from this
For the dankest of all memes