No I haven't watched it
Who is watching a 9 hour part 1 video essay? That just screams “hire a fucking editor”
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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I remember at one point some movie review channel uploaded Star Wars Prequel reviews that were each 6 hours plus, can't remember the name but youtube kinda rewards extreme amounts of filler.
You, an amateur: edits all three prequels into one, 2-hour-long film.
Me, a complete badass: creates an 18-hour-long stream of consciousness shitpost video essay about wokeism and DEI.
I think youtube stops recommending the later episodes in a series because people naturally fall off watching, and organic views are basically zero as you wont start watching from part 6 of a series if you've not seen episode 1.
A mega monolith video however will get organic views from people falling asleep or using youtube for background noise, and you're likely to return to scrub the same video for a certain section.
Quinton reviews has done 20+hours of iCarly and the like. Not for me.
I like Quinton but damn he made over 40 hours of content about live action 2000s Nickelodeon shows and there is no way I'm sitting through that. Most of the rest of his content is good though.
It's the Bread Circus, and I was kind of amused by the video until it cut to an intermission with some right wing alt rock "I won't live in the pod" song. 😬
This is actually a 9 hour zoom interview
No editor in the world could change 9 hours into a number you would find appropriate. It’s for the people putting it in the background
Uhhh, I am?
Is it like background noise, like a podcast, or are you actively watching and listening?
It's usually background noise
it is amazing how everything tangentially related to disco becomes a terminally online parody of itself
oh cool something to think about watching and then never actually watch