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[–] Ntcc661@aussie.zone 21 points 1 month ago (8 children)

My cat had her annual check up today. I've had her for just on a year now. She has taken a long time to warm up and relax. Unfortunately today I think she lost a bit of trust in me. She saw the cage and just knew what was coming. It was an experience getting her in the cage.

And the hisses she gave the vet during a clip of her nails were impressive! This was after the vaccination and general checkup of spine, joints, eyes, ears and belly so I guess she just had had enough. Totally understand.

So after some alone time she will now come to me for scritches but not close enough where I could pick her up. And her side eye game is impressive.

Ah well.. Three steps forward; 1 step back. I'll take it. This is Mavis.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

I have cats that were literally born into my hands do the same thing, let her be pissed. She'll get over it

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Hi Mavis, you are brave and beautiful. 😘

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

You're very cute Mavis ❤️

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (7 children)

More alcohol than I planned, but a good night

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

And that my friends is how you make conversation.

You are welcome

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[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Greetings from the most beautiful place in Victoria: tidal river. Ignore the bins the site selection was limited.

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Tonight's wave.

Also random doggo.

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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago
[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (19 children)

Zucchini is a really underrated vegetable. So fast to cook, so versatile, so flavoursome. And pretty. Just straight up sliced and sauteed in olive oil with some onions and oregano = 👌🏽

I acknowledge the reality is completely different when you're drowning in a glut of garden zucchini.

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I survived the crack head party next door last night.

Wasn't keen on having weapons tucked under the bed and mattress, but it is what it is for now.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

My neighbour's a hacker. As in every morning he hacks something up. Who knows where it lands.

[–] tone212_@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Client with 100+ day overdue invoice finally paid me. Chasing him to pay was a pain in the ass but we finally got there. The ugly side of my business venture - getting slimy people to pay me. Soon I'll be able to take upfront payments and this person will need to pay everything upfront for future services. Burn me once, you don't get a second chance.

Now one more person with 100 day overdue invoice to pay me, also a slimy person. I've been lucky that most people I do work for actually respect and value what I do and pay me on time. I hate being a debt collector.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

many years ago when my husband was doing freelance IT consulting he'd get stiffed all the time

ended up putting in time bombs in code so that if he didn't get paid it would shut down the program until he gave them the pass word. It was illegal but so is employing consultants in bad faith.

[–] Nath@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I sometimes resent a little the disparity between what the clients pay for my services vs. my salary. Without exaggeration, I take home a little under 50% of what the client pays.

But at least I spent 0% of my time wondering about this. Plus I get paid leave (sick/holiday etc). I know my employer is still making a hefty profit, but I'm not sure I'd want to go the pure consulting route. Stories like this put me off. I would hurt my family if I had to routinely deal with chasing up the money.

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[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Working as a freelancer for a while made me realise just how often people consider accumulating accounts owed as legitimate cash flow management strategy. If they want extended payment terms we can talk about it, but waiting until the owed party gets angry enough to finally cough up is a cunt move.

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

WEEKEND FUCK YEAH!!!!!

[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Utilising the utmost of self control to not watch today's episode of Severence until after I get back from dinner out with some friends/work contacts this evening.

Because if I watched it earlier I'd just be thinking about the episode all evening.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Ok fuck it. Everyone is talking about it. Time to hit the torrents lol

Edit: got season 1

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stuff it, going to the pub

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

People often ridiculed me for having so much tape.. They could well be wrong.

The boardies will live on I have high hopes for this. You can't have 4 different tapes and just give up on sunset swims.

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[–] Eagle@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Ginger weirdo or black psycho? And we're not able to photograph the torti as she's busy climbing walls in another room.

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[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Ugh the humidity. Feels very South East Asian today

[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Got home in 23 mins compared to my morning drive which was almost 10.

Some really stupid drivers out there.

One was changing lanes without signalling and then there was a new one.

Someone signalling to change lanes but went in the opposite lane to what they were indicating. That one was particularly dangerous.

Anyway survived the drive home.

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Another 2 resignations today.

And so it goes.

[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter. Everyone ive spoken to is either interviewing or about to resign lol

I have so much work I've started triaging what work is a must.

Fuck em.

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Night night

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

eco247 bog roll arrived.......I have vastly underestimated how much 48 rolls of toilet paper is.

Well, we're set for the rest of the year....

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The boxes make great cat cubby houses. Just saying.

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Pineapple pizza

Knights assemble!

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

YOU CAN'T GO BOTH, PEOPLE. DO YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS. ONE OR THE OTHER. NO OTHER OPTIONS. *

*unless you post them separately

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Alrighty.

2 interviews next week. One in person and one virtual.

Keeping the wheels rolling along.

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Excuse me while I adjust my pants

So that I may dance the good time dance💃

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can dance

You can dance

Everybody look at your pants

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[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

oops! Took too much of a lunch break.

1 hour and 20 mins before I can knock off, come on!

Goodnight all

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Can somebody Adult for me today? Dooonwanna!

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In a surprisingly good mood tonight. Work apathy makes room for personal life joy lol

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Gettin there, gettin there...

Tap for spoiler

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)
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[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

First day at another site.

Not a bad start so far, seeing a few familiar faces and not having to leave home as early as I normally do.

With any luck I might get home really early today depending, argh, I really want to go shopping for chicken drumsticks but maybe i'll leave that for tomorrow morning instead of getting stuck in peak hour.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

all my chores done, tired, now some time for myself 😊

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