This is m-eh-mes a Canadian shitposting community
Vertical Split is what is needed.
Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )
Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )
---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----
MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )
Western United North American States ( WUNAS )
How about more of a balkanized region of red and blue states, interspersed as decided by resident vote?
Red states can have all the racism, guns and freedum they want, and blue states get an English-speaking labor force with no healthcare and no minimum wage, right at their doorsteps. Win-win!
Can we give all the states and Alberta to Mexico?
Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos
That's what free trade is for.
Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.
You can't take the Florida out of Florida man.
We don't want Florida.
Could we maybe somehow still have Orlando and Daytona Beach? Like just that one part, where all the fun is? Maybe it's an EEC free zone or something. We'll give it to Greenland and Denmark as tribute, they are a bunch of bros those guys and gals.
Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money
SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind
As long as they aren't in the same country as NC.
Yo, real talk,
Don't take Missouri. Trust me on that one.
If you split it in half, you'd probably be fine. But yeah...
We need somewhere to put the Albertans.
You’re close but the real answer is “countries are made up and we all own everything”
You know what? Fuck yeah. I, for one, look forward to our new Mexican overlords.
God yes please
If my state becomes part of Canada, I'd be cool with that!
Hey yo why the fuck am I still in the same country as the carolinas get that shit out of here
How about all of it just Canada?
If you want to see a vision of the future, imagine a bag of milk being poured on a human face - forever.
While it would be funny to watch the confusion of so many people over the milk bags, we have to remember our friends of a Mexico and Greenland. It's in Canadian spirit to share with our friends, and to treasure them. Basically let's just make it a fun little commune that's kind of all of ours, while maintaining our own sovereign lands.
We want the white house though. We, uh, have this plan envisioned in our heads...