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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

Map should say

Gulf of

  • ~~Mexico~~

  • ~~America~~

  • Mexico

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

Mexico would be wayyyyyy too powerful in this scenario.

[–] el_psd@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 minutes ago

Sra. Sheinbaum my people yearn for freedom

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 43 minutes ago

Aye aye aye

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 3 points 57 minutes ago

The only timeline where I'd be okay calling it the Gulf of America.

This would be the only instance I would ever say that I'd love to live in a red state.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Por qué no both eh?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Who would win this hypothetical war

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

The USA would because we would be a free people again

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

Trade war it is

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I speak passable Spanish, and Mexican food is awesome. ¡Con mucho gusto!

Oh wait, I live in Seattle. Sounds good, eh?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Never forget, there's some good fishin' in Quebec.

I'll see you around bud. I'm going for a rip.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I don't speak French tho. But I have good friends up in BC who have already offered asylum if needed.

[–] Boeman@lemm.ee 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Damnit, now I live in Canada and work in Mexico.

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Same. But at least we’re close to the border.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago

The Good Ending.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Maryland is left out. I was going to ask if they're going to be the United States. But that's one state... The One State of America.

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I was going to say America still has Hawaii, but the Hawaiians have been through enough.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 50 minutes ago

free Hawaii!

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Hawaii has Hawaii, no?

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 7 points 7 hours ago

The United State

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 7 hours ago

estado unido

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 27 points 11 hours ago (4 children)
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[–] maniii@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Vertical Split is what is needed.

Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )

Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )

---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----

MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )

Western United North American States ( WUNAS )

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

How about more of a balkanized region of red and blue states, interspersed as decided by resident vote?

Red states can have all the racism, guns and freedum they want, and blue states get an English-speaking labor force with no healthcare and no minimum wage, right at their doorsteps. Win-win!

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Wet dream of the cartels, specially Tijuana and Sinaloa.

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

They would want CO and IL in their nation as that means they essentially control most of the trafficking of goods in the Western hemisphere presuming the US military is split between these nations.

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 hours ago

Dont forget the American cartels.

[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 23 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago

God I miss poutine. 🥲 It has no right being that good.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 7 hours ago

brb making birria poutine

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

Can we give all the states and Alberta to Mexico?

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