If you use lube there's a lot less smoke.
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2025
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Always lube your metal gear, or else it’ll break down.
metal gear??
Snake! Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!!
Psycho Mantis?
You're that ninja
metal gear solid is a game. that is all i know
I heard Metal Gear is a pretty solid game.
Metal Gear is a pretty cool guy. Eh launches nukes and doesn't afraid of anyone.
A game?!
“You knew??”
A Hind D?
UH-OH! THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE!
Currently going through this. Girl I like is responding positively to my rants about Gondor.
Where was Gondor when the westfold fell?
Good luck!
Damn, wish I had a split personality so I could actually flirt for once.
It's less split personality and more unmasking the autism you're masking 90% of the time.
Did she make your metal gear.... solid?
Raiden sunglasses
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/#myteam 🤘🏼
Anal sphincter. Out!
smoking WHAT?
Smoking like a mad scientist in a cartoon that just got electrocuted by an experiment gone awry