this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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  1. Humourous body functions that is also noisy (burp?? Retch? Armpit fart? Or is that too close to fart i.e. derivative)

  2. 'funny' foodstuff thst can be deliberately and ambiguously written kn a other way (banan, anan, potat, boobery)

  3. Minions (unironic)

If anyone has any suggestions please let me know

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey I've been turning something over in my mind, just hesr me out. Minions plus... beans? Minibeans. Mibeans. Js there something there. Hmmm. Nah actually scrap that it'll never catch on

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

By geoege you've done it

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Everything that's been done with beans, but with electrolytic capacitors. You can't imagine the emotional bond you can form with a reel of 50-volt 470-microfarad caps.

I tell my stash of 4.7 picofarad ceramic disc type capacitors that they're too teensy and cute to go in the guitar. side-eye-1

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

izutsumi-idea it's got legs!

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. Too avant garde

  2. Inauthentic

  3. Now this is real bad

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago
  1. Now this is real bad

Thank you so much catgirl-heart