Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Fucken love me some pasta in the morning!
Are you trying to give people hot Satanic nun fetishes? Because this is how you give people hot Satanic nun fetishes.
I'll be in my bunk suffering from my new fetish. Thanks, asshole
I was in a band called Satanic Nun Fetish. Surprisingly, we played bluegrass.
do you have any recordings posted anywhere? i very much enjoy bluegrass
Unfortunately not, as it's a fictional band I just made up for a joke 🤷
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Aww I'm sorry! Would it help if I pointed out the fact that your hair looks great today?
Yes, yes it absolutely would thank you.
No problem, haver of great hair!
That tracks.
If you like this kind of thing, I recommend the music video “Semargl - god is not love”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGyiE6-alV0&t
Be careful nsfw.
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I think if nuns actually looked and dressed like this, you’d find more people going to church.
A 70 year old male priest will come out to meet you...
Wasn't there a temple in Greece where priestesses would have sex with devotees?
Many hundreds of years ago. At a time when belief in the Greek gods was popular.
Not sure, it's possible though. The Oracle of Delphi or the Pythia were a sort of order of priestesses to Apollo who were supposed to have gotten high off of some sort of gases or fumes and spent their days reading signs from various divination sources (entrails and colored beans and likely others). I 'm not sure that they specifically did anything like that, but I wouldn't doubt that there was some sort of fertility cults that might be into that as a way of ensuring good harvests or whatever.
"i've told you a hundred times, sister, if you use the confessional to give private lap dances, i get fifty percent!"
I cannot tell if this is AI generated or really bad compression, and I don't like that.
It's really bad compression. It's a screenshot of a screenshot of a screenshot from 2 years ago. The original as far as I can tell is from Facebook. 
Probably got upscaled with "ai".
yeah Ill take this over the thoughts and prayers.
Forgive me father for I want to sin
Don't sin! It is unkind to reject a well-intended gift.
I DID NOT notice it's ai generated until I zoomed. Fuck, they are gonna get us.
Holy shit, same. Zoomed in on PC it's very clear it's generated, but I saw it on my phone first. Looks very real on a glance.
Edit: Nevermind, it seems like it's not generated, just shitty compression
There must be a Ghost or Powerwolf concert in town
Thicks and prayers
Thick goth thighs save lives
Hey look! 10 girls I'd never have a chance with!
Of course not, they are AI generated.
Reverse image searching this for.... reasons, shows an original post date of a Facebook screenshot 2 years ago. Image generators were absolutely in their infancy and you would be lucky if you got a single finger with the correct amount on knuckles let alone the amount of hands here with the correct amount of fingers.
Reasons... Haha. Anyway thank you, for doing the work, still could be some kind of AI involved which was tinkering with the image. Similar results can be seen on pixel 6 (maybe also other phones), which uses AI for enhacing the taken images.
Soooo I understand the copy pasta, but seriously that should be tagged NSFW...
I admit this is hot af, but not lewd enough to justify NSFW. But people throw NSFW on posts like Sriracha. So it could use one but not necessary to force a moderators hand into doing something about this particular incident. If anything I wish there was sauce
Yeah, if my boss saw that picture on my screen while I'm working I would be summoned to his office before I had the time to close the window.
It's literally not safe to open at work, though (of course, depends on the type of work)?!
Hi again...sorry I must have a bit of a lisp or something...
When, by mistake, in Mastodon, you sent such a photo to everyone instead of sending it only to a friend.
Hey! They fixed Satan's cable!
AI gen images getting out of hand
It's slightly over 2 years old, definitely not a generated image.
Holy Sccchit