please killall
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this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2025
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Or do the opposite for..relief
Fucking mv doc doc1
Fucking shutdown
fucking touch my-doc
please touch my-doc π₯Ίππ
( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
I thought for sure, for sure this was bullshit. For sure Linux doesnβt have a touch command. What could it possibly do.?
Changing timestamps and creating empty files..
Of course, that makes so much sense. π€
It does make sense! When you modify a file, you do "things" on it, you write it. So the minimum you can possibly do to a file to modify it, is "to poke it": to touch it.
I mean Iβm sure thatβs the logic or something but..
Man it just feels wrong. Like the sonic hedgehog gene feels wrong. You know?
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Fuck will always be my alias to run sudo with the last command
Thereβs a project that automatically corrects common errors with your last command as well with the same name.
It sounds fun and "magic" but it is hella scary to blindly run some "fixed" command
I believe it does take confirmation via the ENTER key.
It does! Itβs usually pretty good at figuring it ont to. Though I only use it with non-destructive commands
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Shorthand that works anywhere: sudo !!
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please remove the French language pack
please rm -fr /*Some people just wanna see the world burn
For people that don't get the joke: this messes up your system
If you're out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.
Now a days you have add βno-preserve root after the laggy French pack to fully remove it.
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$ alias please="sudo"
$ alias stay="shutdown"
$ please stay_
Oof right in the feels
Use shutdown -h now or -P 0
Or just use poweroff
This from the OS that made me have to do a search for "how to kill children".
wasn't that Windows?
don't make me watch the task manager video again ...
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I aint typing out 'please', I will compromise on alias plz='sudo'
shit, that's a radical move
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please !!
'Aurenkin' is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.
also set up insults in sudoers for a unique experience
Alias albert=apt
please albert-get update
Edit: oops sorry didn't mean to reply to your comment, I'm on mobile so I thought was new comment
How dare you. Straight to Lemmy jail!
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Plz for faster typing
Yeah, Iβve used pls myself
alias yabbadabbasudo=sudo
It's impractical and I often forget that I have it. But the times I remember I laugh a bit
I don't ask my machine to do something. It doesn't have feelings. I keep civilitΓ©s for humans.
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I actually like this lmao
"Would you Kindly ..."
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