this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Literal shitpost

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

Just use the 3 shells

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also, have a toilet plunger in your bathroom. I went to a party and the toilet clogged after a one wiper. I grabbed my girlfriend, and we just left.

[–] BeefSupreme@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't you people have knives?

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago

Always a Swiss knife for those ocassions

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At this point hand towels, scented candles, and wall hangings are fair game.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Definitely. A bit harder to eat though

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 6 points 10 months ago

186 upvotes? I don't get it, how is this a shitpo— oooh

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

the rare combined PSA-shitpost

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That's plenty for guests for the weekend

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

That cardboard roll is good for at least 3 wipes.

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have exactly on sheet for every person. Make them fight for it or suffer trying to finish with just one sheet.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Teach them that freedom and wiping doesn't come free

[–] Rouxibeau@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Install a washlets/bidet and tp lasts forever.

[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Shouldn't have had such a sloppy mud pie

[–] alyx@reddthat.com 1 points 10 months ago

charge them for it

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah they be eatin this stuff all night

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Good advice even when you don't have people over