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Elon Musk Holds Office-Wide Contest To Guess How Many Sperm In Cup (theonion.com)
submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] kevinsbacon 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Winner gets to carry his next spawn.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Difficulty adjusted for the room

[–] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

That's got to be at least one (+/- 7.992.000.000)Just the standard inaccuracy for Musk

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Then he counted to 3 like the Tootsie Pop owl and drank it