this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Say what you want of the meme, but this is a solid shop job.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I often do edit the images themselves but I can't take credit for this one. The image was funny enough, I just threw a caption on

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

I need to know how to do this for entirely legal and positive reasons.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can only imagine the person who did this has only ever used his powers for good. I am correctly assuming a he with this image existing as proof

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who doesn't wanna motorboat Paul Blart's Mall Cops?

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How did I not know that's who played Paul blart?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, he does look way different with massive tits and a clean shave.

[–] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was a challenging wank, but not an impossible one.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago
[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

With boobies like that…

Weird, this looks like my ex girlfriend Kevin James.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

DAMN them tits.

[–] job3rg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Im sure this is based on a video/music video? The whole vid we think its a guy getting high/drunk throughout the day and night, just for the following morning they look in the mirror and the POV is a woman.

Found it [NSFW] Smack my bitch up - Thr Prodigy

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You can't just drop that song and not bring up the cat version.

[–] Cap@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Hey now! That one night stand might need to turn into a steady relationship!

[–] pootzapie@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

This is absolutely amazing, thank you

[–] Lemman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Its called borrowing a little friction from a stranger

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee -4 points 1 year ago

This is peak transphobic boomer humor.

Jk bazzoooooonngaaaaasssss goes hehehoho