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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 20 hours ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

“President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family…”

You mean like… exactly what he’s doing now?

[–] UnexpectedBehavior@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago

Will that lower grocery prices?

[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

Looks like I'll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I saw the onion logo and thought "heh, that's funny". Then I re-read the name of the community...

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Why not have two genocidal maniacs on our currency at this point.

Spoiler

Andrew Jackson moment

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 14 points 19 hours ago

new toilet paper just dropped

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This will bring down the price of eggs. Bigly.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

One dozen eggs for just 4.20 donalds

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

Surely this will be the policy to finally bring egg prices down

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 18 hours ago

Most of these bills aren't really intended to pass... I hope

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Just fucking pathetic.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.

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[–] Catma@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?

Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.

God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.

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