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We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I've never had communication so effortless. It's like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that's how you know)!

After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.

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[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Can anybody tell me who she is? I received a message from her, opened her Matrix server and found myself in a alt-nazi group with porn GIFs? So weird

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 197 points 5 days ago (5 children)

This is an incredible shitpost. Every lemmy-specific meme so far has felt forced and lame but this one is a thing of beauty.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 36 points 5 days ago

It was generated organically and heavy users know where it is from haha

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[–] technohippie@slrpnk.net 145 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hey why are you talking with my girlfriend?? Her name is Nicole from Toronto isn't it?

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 106 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fuck off she's my girlfriend, she messaged me personally

[–] technohippie@slrpnk.net 74 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, you fuck off I'm going to talk to her right now

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 53 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 75 points 5 days ago

I see what you're trying to do. But honestly, her past is none of my business. I'm focused on our future together.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 121 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Not gonna be active on Fediverse tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't PM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Fediverse degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)"

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 47 points 5 days ago

I don’t understand. 😵‍💫

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 36 points 5 days ago

kind of. the fediverse version of the discord copypasta.

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[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 95 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No no no nO not th fedicerse chick :sob:

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 69 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’ve got so many messages from her too. Strangely, it’s always a very similar picture that looks like her laptop got hacked.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 28 points 5 days ago

Everyone wants to hack fedi-chica.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago

lol jealous much?

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 64 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That's my polish girlfriend!!! She writes me a lot, she must love me. This cannot be!

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 60 points 5 days ago

Motherfucker, that's my girlfriend!

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hilarious joke, but I wish it was posted to /c/shitpost instead. It will get removed from here, making a good joke lost.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Cross posted it there just now. Thanks for reminding.

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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I know this is a shitpost, but a dating community on Lemmy has potential.

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i was really confused for a second, until i discovered it was good bait.

Good shitpost.

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 55 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I kind of recognize her... who was she?

Edit: Oh shit the spammer that's DM'd me... that's why. I blocked her right after I got the mail so I forgot about it.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 57 points 5 days ago (5 children)
[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 24 points 5 days ago

No me!

She was staring into my eyes in the live video group! She wants me!!

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[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago (2 children)

losers, I get scammed by girls who are WAY hotter!

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[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So this is how I find out I've been dumped.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 47 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Downvoters are just jealous!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

I get it. It's nice to finally remember what this feels like after everything. Finally something solid to hold onto.

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[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 41 points 5 days ago (12 children)

Has anyone actually messaged this “person”? I assume this is some kind of scam but I am always curious where they go and how they work. But not enough to investigate personally.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 31 points 5 days ago

Quality shitpost.

[–] DieserTypMatthias@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago
[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago

Oh yeah, I saw her-- She was "single and in my area", so OP and I must be neighbors. Hey Neighbor.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 16 points 4 days ago

Til Fediverse chick spam is my rage trigger.

[–] YamahaRevstar@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Am I missing something here?

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 53 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The picture on the right is used in a commom spam message on the fediverse. I have no idea what the author of the spam is even trying to do with it, but I've received it from a couple of different accounts

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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There was a spam bot on the fediverse using this (the woman's) image and the name Nicole, it would tell you that you could call her "The Fediverse Chick".

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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I've been offering free rimjobs on lemmy and I'm still lonely 😖

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So ... this person is actually secretly connecting y'all together by having you bond over the shared experience?

Amazing!

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why do you look like a stock image

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Headshot from years ago/furthered the joke by matching my profile picture.

BUT since you asked: my favorite part about it is that I'm not wearing any pants, but nobody knoooows. Seriously, I wasn't wearing pants. And I was sitting on a crappy futon. But whatever gets me jobs, I guess.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

I just realised that was Nicole and the joke went right over my head

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[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I dated her for a bit... Somehow I never actually saw her eyes

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Are we dating the same fediverse chick?

[–] admin 28 points 5 days ago

She is just federated.

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