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Don't let your gift wind up at a shelter 3 weeks later
(startrek.website)
blåhaj my beloved
my mom surprised me with one of these as an early present. how do i care for it?
Invite your friends over
my newborn greenland shark is the only friend i’ll ever need
isn't this the piss shark
This is the Greenland shark. 80% of them have a parasite in their eyes that makes them blind
oh yeah that's the pee shark alright
This is glorious
We buy each other stuff we use daily, bathing stuff, sponge or food. Most of the time food.
Its better than some dumb useless stuff.
I give books, but for flavor, I give actively harmful books. Healthy people get pseudoscientific books on Chronic Lyme Disease or The Obesity Code, and mentally ill people get books about gangstalking, books promoting Esoteric Nazism, and a recommendation to check out r/SaturnStormCube on reddit.
C/foundsatan
Your books can't hurt me because I don't read.
You read comments and stuff on your phone. They can hurt you
What?
Well yoy said you dont read. But you read my comment so you actually read so maybe you actually read books too so you know right, because I don't.
Those sure are words you just said there. Would be a shame if I didn't read them.
Yeah. Im glad we understand each other :D
Speak for yourself.
👍
Now you're speaking my language!
Finnally 😆
So evil, I like it. :D
Bestpost
Cool animal
This is hilarious.
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2023
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