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Naaahh, this has to be an the onion article
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2025
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Is crazy that it's true apparently. I find it incredulous that this isn't an intentional subversion?
"We love you Trump!", covered in Trump dollars, as a false idol to money / Satan / the antichrist.... All notionally to draw attention and protect trafficed and abused children?! The guy who joked about his good friend Jeffery liking the "on the younger side"? And regularly visited Pedo island?! Surely its trolling!?!
Or not. Sadly, that is a real possibility.
(just to clarify, I don't think goats are satanic, they're delightful. But the cultural connotations are what they are...)
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If I can quote someone here...
Ahem
YOUR GOD IS DEAD AND NO ONE CARES IF THERE IS A HELL I'LL SEE YOU THERE
Mmmm them thars sum o dem gudol Christian values
Love how they sold trump a false idol to combat sex trafficking. Chefs kiss.
"You know you can just donate how ever much money to what ever cause you want without receiving anything in exchange"
"DONT QUESTION ME, IN TRUMP WE TRUST!"
There's no fucking way this is the real timeline hahahahaha
The noose is becoming increasingly pertinent to this meme.
This is uncut Colombian flake purer than pure Pablo-grade evangelical Christianity right here.
"I love you" on the only two things he loves, himself and money. Pretty spot on.
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Some accelerationist nonsense.
In any other world, I would say they're mocking their own followers.
But no, in the world we live in, the Trumps and their followers really are this stupid they don't see the blatant violation of the Biblical ban on idolatry in the thing that could literally serve as a counterpart to the Golden Calf if the Old Testament were adapted to modern times.