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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only real answer is Pemmican.

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[–] sarchar@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Fast. Seriously. Drink just enough water to stay hydrated. Avoid diuretics like coffee and alcohol.

[–] hemko@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I was here

[–] olbaidiablo@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Leading up go on an mostly liquid diet. Diet shakes would probably do it. And just don't eat solid food. This, BTW, is going to suck when it's over as you'll feel like you need your bowel disimpacted. But it is possible.

[–] sverit@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Don't eat, just constantly drink something with some sugar in it so your energy level keeps up. That's it.

[–] chon@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Mysterious post indeed. Yet, it's the asking of such an intimate, specific question in the most open of spaces what I find truly fascinating 😶

[–] starrox@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I was a witness to OPs great secret.

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 year ago

Avoid fiber like plague

[–] PrimordialSoup@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Best of luck

[–] takeonme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This entire thread is just… wow.

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