So, everything you mentioned are reasons I've heard for people to switch from GitHub to GitLab, which is why I explicitly mentioned them both in the question.

So far no one has given me any advantage specific to codeberg. (Keeping in mind that GitLab is already open source, self-hosted, and federated via ActivityPub).

What exactly is the advantage of codeberg over gitlab and github? People just say "miscellaneous privacy benefits"

I think your script didn't format correctly:

A stroke?

Wait, that actually happened?! I thought it was an onion article.

Where to find midget porn

Yeah, at that point I feel like using vanilla chromium would give you a better experience.

I’ll just leave this here:

Salad theory

I remember hearing something about requiring a multi million dollar deposit or something that made it infeasible for all but the largest of tech companies.

What was perforce's solution to this? If you delete a file in a new revision, it still kept the old data around, right? Otherwise there'd be no way to rollback.

We don't have corporations manipulating our feeds

yet. Once we have enough users that it's worth their effort to target, the bullshit will absolutely come.

Kid who's already maintaining production software definitely won't peak in high school.