this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] gamma@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

You know, in some systems that's a crit success!

[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Me: makes meme with this template Me: comes here and sees this immediately after. Glad we're on the same page? ;)

[–] vox@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Laughs in PF2E even a 17 can crit there

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 7 points 1 year ago

right? Is this a spellcaster joke i'm too fighter to understand?

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

IIRC there were builds in 3e D&D that could crit on something insane like 11 or 12.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago
[–] eutsgueden@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ooh too bad the AC is 18, that's a miss.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not even a +1 bonus from proficiency or str/dex? You should really get another weapon

[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I rolled my stats and got 6 4s...

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Any jokes about dice rolls always takes me back to a classic, Bad Dice.

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I rolled 36 damage, but fudged my to hit roll and shot my crewmate in the foot instead.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

I immediately had a flashback to that sci-fi oneshot that Ashley Johnson ran over on Critical Role.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

Thanks. I rolled 3 damage, but I was only trying to talk to someone...

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

All my stats are low-tier NPC level and I get critical misses on a regular basis.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My life: My d20 is just 1-10 twice, with no way to color in any of them to tell them apart

[–] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Look at this fat cat over here with double digits on his dice. My best is like a 2.6.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get the sentiment but it's hard to have a good roll with a large negative modifier like many people have.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trust me. I'm aware. This is more of a fake it until god please let me make it type situation.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If "make it" means have value and be worthy then congratulations, my friend:
You made it!

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Make it in this case means more "being happy" or even just "being ok"

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

That 1d20 is my damage roll. 💪

[–] sock@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

i dont even play dnd but this is v good content