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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That rack looks ineffective as shit, there is no ratchet so the torturers have to maintain tension by standing on the bars. Hope they don't slip and get a taste of the pain.

[–] AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I too am over 30.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago

"Ah yea right ther- FUCK TOO FAR TOO FAR"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Especially so with this one.

However there are quite some torture techniques that 'oh fuck, you better not make me cum' my would-be torturer shouldn't "call my bluff" on ... or should actually, idk.

[–] itsnotits@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Oh, you better do!!

But also - really? "You'd" would be correct?
Wouldn't that shift everything and so also required a "shouldn't have called" later on?
(And also was I, or both of us actually, not sure if they have already made me cum?)

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)
  • ginger root up the bhole
  • iron plug up the bhole
  • wooden plug up the bhole
  • stockades and bhole sex from random villagers

all punishments for bhole sex

1000001263

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ngl, stockades and free use.... Yeah

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a dungeon by me that has stockades but doesn't allow free use and it is the mother of all missed opportunities.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I'm guessing they're avoiding consent issues.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Lol I don't know how I've never seen that pic until now but it is cracking me up

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Actually, there is. I had stretcher treatment for my back as a teenager, it was wonderful (especially combined with heat lamp and TENS treatment. Dangit, that's pure relaxation afterwards).

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I suspect you would have missed out on some aspects of that during medieval torture.

[–] ouRKaoS 3 points 1 day ago

Probably would have used a large fire underneath them instead of a heat lamp.

Don't think they had electricity for the TENS, though...

After a long day of work I often desire to be stretched on the rack ala Lurch in the Addams Family.

[–] SanPe_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

My god 🤣

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Can confirm.

[–] TemplaerDude@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Did they actually use this one, looks a wee bit uncomfortable.