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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 day ago by SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 65 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

Good lord.

These people cannot do half of what she can do.

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 51 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Literally every time someone dismisses Wikipedia, it's because they believe something crazy that Wikipedia told them is wrong.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 23 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I checked conservapedia once, and its actually unhinged. If someone tells you to look at that, or reccommends it, they're crazy.

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[–] AmbiguousProps 28 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Molly White is very bright, and she makes them feel inadequate so they "have to" attack her. It's truly pathetic.

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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 21 points 20 hours ago

“YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS” is such a fucking pussy-ass response, too.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

does elon only hire chip from sales guy vs web dude or something

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[–] mamotromico@lemmy.ml 66 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe

They are just making shit up and doing jack shit

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[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 36 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

I used to perform data analysis of robotics firmware logs which would generate several million log lines per hour and that was my second job out of college.

I don't know how you fuck up 60k lines that bad. Is he nesting 150 for loops and loading a copy of the data set in each one while mining crypto??

[–] ButtDrugs@lemm.ee 15 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Substring searches in unindexed large string columns or cartesian explosion caused by shitty joins would be my initial guess.

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 20 points 18 hours ago

I've used local hard drives from like 1992 and I have never ever gotten them to overheat.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 88 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This sounds like trying to do stuff in Excel? The computer isn't overheating but the amount of memory needed is very high which would make it run poorly. They might interpret that as overheating?

[–] monkeyman512@lemmy.world 87 points 23 hours ago

It also makes sense if they are on calling the entire computer "the hard drive" like grandma and the fans kicked on.

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[–] will_a113@lemm.ee 43 points 23 hours ago

Skill issue, as the kids like to say.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 28 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

They even doubled down: https://xcancel.com/DataRepublican/status/1900565922831618202#m

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 43 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Well thanks for trying to keep us from catching it I guess

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Can you screenshot or something? I can’t load that link

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[–] nick@midwest.social 54 points 1 day ago

60k lol.

I regularly work with data in the 16tb range and weirdly my computer is fine. Git gud, doge scrubs.

[–] 1984 38 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

I bet a million bucks the harddrive didnt "overheat".

Its just someone who doesnt know anything about computer hardware.

Its like me saying my car overheated if there is smoke coming out of it. I know nothing about cars.

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