Titta…
Titta my shitta
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2023
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For some reason I read that in Timmy's voice from South Park.
I have to admit, I'm a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don't like my laugh.
Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.
I rarely cry-laugh at memes, but the "titta" absolutely cracked me as a scandinavian. Had to share with my gf, who promtly choked on her sparkling water.
Thankyou, sometimes it takes that post that's so far out... that I finally put my phone down and complete my tasks. Titta.
I was already giggling when I saw the 2nd frame of him in his tighty-whities waving the cleaning lady over. I started crying when I finished the story omg 😭
I just woke my baby up with my laugh, just spent an hour getting them to sleep. Lol
lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?
Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.
thank god I have IBS
I saw a British comedian do this bit some years back. Still great appreciate seeing it in frog based format.
They should have used their poop knife.
Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.