this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

i gotta know where this guy lives because that sounds awesome

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 hour ago

In Brazil, maybe the only thing not as accurate is that here everyone is cute and handsome (the gostosa energy)

[–] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago

Compare LA to Phoenix AZ and you go from the description of all the things the green text says are aren't true to them being reality. 4 Chan is probably filled with people from conservative shitholes hating life because they live in a conservative shithole

[–] flippinfreebird 23 points 11 hours ago

Life in a walkable city

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

✅ Fake

✅ Gay

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 21 points 12 hours ago

Perhaps outside is so nice because all the haters are locked inside 4chan doing that annoying fucking captchca over and over.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 30 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This is 100% true 50% of the time

[–] ralakus@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

so 12,5% chance of this being the case? still not bad

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

So "outside" is real? I don't understand. Can someone give me a download like or something?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I dunno but am I crazy or is that onigumo?

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 71 points 16 hours ago

This feels weird, but I agree with you, internet stranger.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 34 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's a shame that this is fake gay

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 33 points 14 hours ago

Knew it was fake as soon as it started with >Go Outside

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I was anticipating his clarity once the Psilocybin wore off.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 20 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Some say that he's still high to this day.

[–] lIlIllIlIIIllIlIlII@lemmy.zip 8 points 12 hours ago

The issue is not that we anons are fat. The issue is our personality. That is why we do not have qt3.14gf.

[–] spaffel@spaffel.social 25 points 16 hours ago

It’s true