Shhh. Let them stay at home, I don't need the competition.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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i gotta know where this guy lives because that sounds awesome
In Brazil, maybe the only thing not as accurate is that here everyone is cute and handsome (the gostosa energy)
Compare LA to Phoenix AZ and you go from the description of all the things the green text says are aren't true to them being reality. 4 Chan is probably filled with people from conservative shitholes hating life because they live in a conservative shithole
This has nothing to do with right/left political inclinations. In the real world people just associate based on things they have in common.
Life in a walkable city
Perhaps outside is so nice because all the haters are locked inside 4chan doing that annoying fucking captchca over and over.
✅ Fake
✅ Gay
This is 100% true 50% of the time
In only 25% of the world
so 12,5% chance of this being the case? still not bad
This feels weird, but I agree with you, internet stranger.
It's a shame that this is fake gay
Knew it was fake as soon as it started with >Go Outside
😂😂
So "outside" is real? I don't understand. Can someone give me a download like or something?
There is no ceiling
The ceiling stops the eldritch fleshmelter from melting my skin and stealing my vision.
I dunno but am I crazy or is that onigumo?
I was anticipating his clarity once the Psilocybin wore off.
Some say that he's still high to this day.
It’s true
The issue is not that we anons are fat. The issue is our personality. That is why we do not have qt3.14gf.